Ak 'bLurrest'

PantoN omputeh ak,, 

haaa

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~lolz~ 

When ur life is in darkness... ...

Pray 2 God and ask Him 2 free u from darkness... .. and

If u r still in darkness..Pls pay ur TNB bill.

 When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,

You can be sure of one thing;

Either the car is new or the wife.

 An angry china man entered a shop and shouted :

Where's my free gift with this cooking oil?

Shopkeeper : What free gift??

China man : Oi, here got put "Cholesterol FREE!"

If u need ADVICE, SMS ME,

If u need DARLING, CALL ME,

If u need HELP, E-MAIL ME,

IF U NEED MONEY, Nombor yang anda dail, tiada dalam perkhidmatan kami, TerimaKasih.

p/s saper nk kolestroL free??