Teacher : Mamat, go to the map and find Japan.
Mamat : Here it is.
Teacher : Correct, now class who discover Japan?
Class : Mamat.
Teacher : Maria, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor ?
Maria : You told me to do it without using tables.
Teacher : Syafiq mat Kamal, how do you spell 'crocodile'?
Syafiq : K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L
Teacher : No, thats wrong.
Shafiq : Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I love this kid, because he is my brother) haha
Teacher : Yati, what is the chemical formula for water?
Yati : H I J K L M N O
Teacher : What are you talking about?
Yati : Yesterday you said it's H to O.
Teacher : Kaos not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, L, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
Me : Because Kaos still had the axe in his hand.
Tuan Pengetua yg Ensem seket jerk!
Jom bacer seket!
Diriwayatkan daripada Anas r.a: “ Nabi Muhammad SAW pernah bersabda: ” Tidak ada seorang pun di antara kalian dipandang beriman sebelum ia menyayangi saudaranya sesama Muslim seperti halnya ia menyayangi dirinya sendiri.”
! ARRA AHMAD!
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