Tuesday, December 6, 2011

KIDs KIDDO!!!

KIDs Nowday!!!

1.
Teacher : Mamat, go to the map and find Japan.
Mamat   : Here it is.
Teacher : Correct, now class who discover Japan?
Class     : Mamat.

2.
Teacher : Maria, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor ?
Maria     : You told me to do it without using tables.

3.
Teacher : Syafiq mat Kamal, how do you spell 'crocodile'?
Syafiq   : K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L
Teacher : No, thats wrong.
Shafiq   : Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I love this kid, because he is my brother) haha

4.
Teacher : Yati, what is the chemical formula for water?
Yati       : H I J K L M N O
Teacher : What are you talking about?
Yati       : Yesterday you said it's H to O.

5.
Teacher : Kaos not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, L, do you know     why his father didn't punish him?
Me        : Because Kaos still had the axe in his hand.

19 comments:

eLL said...

keh keh keh.
lawaks

KaK LimAh Si SupiR said...

ahahha..bdk2...ekeke :P

Niza Romli said...

hEHE...
kang tak pasal2 kena kapak pulak si bapak tu!
terlebih genius budak2 skrg :)

aizamia3 said...

pening dapat anak murid macam ni.. hehehe.. tapi lucu pun ada..

Ct Aja said...

hahahhaha, H2O mmg paling bijak, tak pernah terfikir..hahhaha

Azmie said...

haha~~ funny..!!

semutsengal said...

lurus lurus lurus.


HAHAHHAHAHA

Asyila Zainuddin said...

hahahaha.. terbaekkk :)

syasyah_biscuits said...

crazily sengal revealed.. hahhaha lawak.... dowh!

~SaL IjOu~ said...

agak sengal di situ~ ;p

Bell said...

hahaha..pandai pulak loyar beruk dak2 nie..tapi tu la..kanak2.. ;)

sha my heart said...

haha~ lawak2.. XD

amranaiman said...

haha cool kids.. brilliant and awesome :)

Kancil 8349 said...

lucunya....hahaha

cik ika said...

terbaikkk.hahahha..kelakar sungguh..

ciK LyndaWawa said...

hahahha...sangat pandai..hahahahha]

LadyBird said...

hehehe..

Liza Razak said...

sangat loyar buruk tapi bijak :)

Arra Ahmad said...

sempoi jek..:)