KIDs KIDDO!!!

KIDs Nowday!!!

1.
Teacher : Mamat, go to the map and find Japan.
Mamat   : Here it is.
Teacher : Correct, now class who discover Japan?
Class     : Mamat.

2.
Teacher : Maria, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor ?
Maria     : You told me to do it without using tables.

3.
Teacher : Syafiq mat Kamal, how do you spell 'crocodile'?
Syafiq   : K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L
Teacher : No, thats wrong.
Shafiq   : Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I love this kid, because he is my brother) haha

4.
Teacher : Yati, what is the chemical formula for water?
Yati       : H I J K L M N O
Teacher : What are you talking about?
Yati       : Yesterday you said it's H to O.

5.
Teacher : Kaos not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, L, do you know     why his father didn't punish him?
Me        : Because Kaos still had the axe in his hand.